badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via thefuuuucomics)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via myfruitcups)

"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."